Tuesday, 29 October 2013

Yes, I know, it's not perfect.

@chilkathaiku on twitter


Take every single word in the English language from every source one can find that make sense, analyse each word by number of syllables, word syllable sounds, word type and word associations. Upload to a database. 

Create a program that builds sentences with 5 syllables, then 7, then 5 again, add a random hash tag at the end, and tweet these automatically... yes, I don't actually write a haiku every 5 minutes, as much as I would like to, but I certainly take credit for their creation if that is possible... or should I say I take credit for the good ones, and the bad ones... well it is a program after all. The good ones are definitely mine though, over which I have slaved hard and long, burning countless midnight oils.
I share, with the hope that there may be one that makes you smile.

I have at the moment 18 different ways to construct haikii ( haikus?), meta-haiku constructs if you will. Each one better and more understandable than the last. I have left the early ones in as, well... they are strange and amusing sometimes. Please don't judge on the bad ones, read, move on, and maybe if the planets align and the wind is from the South West, you might find one that you recognise as a friend.

I have noticed that the hash tags do appear to be quite interesting... how about vomitslot as a band name ? or deathseat ? or resbite ?

May be the reason that this is being followed by quite a few DJs, Hip-Hop and Heavy Metal Artists. Interesting.

Working on rhyming haikii, 7/11/7 haikii (spacekai ?) and blues lyrics

Smile.


Gulpingly horselaugh
nucleotidase pillion
reabridge frankforter.